I hate Bachin' it

Some, or maybe even most, men enjoy the chance they get when the wife goes out of town and they are left to experience moments of bachelorhood.

I DO NOT!!!!!!

I love being married and I love my wife around. Call me weird or call me a hopeless romantic, but I kind a like her.

This summer I am bachelored out. No wife, no little girls, heck not even any dogs.

Don't get me wrong.

 I love to watch Sports Center without the chance of it finding it's way to the Disney Channel.

I love to only have to stop at one place to grab something to eat.

I love to decide on a whim to go play tennis.

I love to go to bed at night and know that the lights I shut off will stay off.

I love to drink milk right from the jug.

I love to fall asleep knowing that nobody is going to punch me for snoring.

And most of all I love to run around the house in my underwear (there's a visual)

But for all of those things nothing even comes close to that rush I get when I come through the door after work and hear Daddy You're Home!!!!!!!!!

So call me a wuss or a sissy, I don't care, I like being married and it really makes it easy when your wife is your best friend and your kids are so stinkin' cool.

I can't wait for summer to be over or to maybe catch up with my family somewhere.

 But until then I will just be home drinking milk from the jug in my underwear.

I hate Bachin' it